John Heffron
Applicant Details
Application ID:
23136
Applicant first:
Peter
Applicant last:
Rosegarten
Contact Info:
manager
Parosegarten Media Group
2126851392
Mailing Address:
1163 s main street #184
n/a
chelsea
MI
48118
US
Performer Details
John Heffron
Representation:
Manager
Last showcase:
Last application
Category:
Variety
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Comedy
Based in:
MI
US
Origin:
MI
US
Perf. Type:
Person
Identifies as:
Newcomer
Email:
Phone:
3108046785
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Performer Description
John Heffron, a 35-year comedy vet and Last Comic Standing winner, brings clean, nostalgic Americana Comedy to small-town theaters and corporate stages. Loved by Fortune 500s, his storytelling sparks 'I’ve been there!' laughs—free of politics or division. A bestselling author, John’s humor celebrates real-life moments that unite us, feeling like home. From Comedy Central to Netflix, his customized, relatable sets make every audience say, 'That’s me!'—a fresh take on stand-up rooted in Main Street USA
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Showcase Description
Part of the Americana Comedy Tour, this show is a laugh-filled journey through the stages of life we all share—from 18-year-olds living in dorms with roommates, ramen budgets, and pop quizzes… to folks in their 80s living in senior housing, comparing meds, meal plans, and who’s hogging the remote.
It’s called "The Freshman Class of Old Age"—a funny, feel-good look at what it’s like when you realize you’re the youngest of the old people. The show highlights the weird, wonderful transitions we all face, without politics, finger-pointing, or bitterness.
Touring historic Main Street theaters, this stand-up experience is nostalgic, uplifting, and built to connect across generations. Whether you’re fresh out of college or just found out you now make old man noises when you sit down, this show meets you where you are.
It’s comedy that celebrates life—it doesn’t attack it. Relatable, clean, and approachable for anyone from 18 to 120. (Though we’ve found 121-year-olds tend to heckle.)
Would this artist like to be considered for Quick-Pitch?
yes
Work Samples
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Application Files
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ID023136-john-heffron-biography.pdf
ID023136-john-heffron-techreq.rtf
ID023136-john-heffron-itinerary.pdf
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General Touring Info
Performance Fees
1 show
$4,000 USD
2-3 shows
$3,500 USD
4-7 shows
$3,500 USD
8+ shows
$3,500 USD
Touring Performers:
1
Rooms Needed:
1
Please answer indicate that your 2 most viable touring months in the upcoming season(s).
i have mic will travel , any month :)
Community & Educational Outreach
I offer workshops and programs specifically designed for people 40 and older, helping them turn their life experiences into stand-up comedy. These sessions are approachable, confidence-building, and focus on storytelling, timing, and finding humor in real life.
I’ve written several books and devotionals that blend humor, faith, and life lessons—providing creative and spiritual guidance for performers and everyday people navigating new seasons of life.
Over my 35-year career, I’ve also helped raise hundreds of millions through comedy-based fundraisers, partnering with schools, nonprofits, and community groups to bring laughter and support to causes that matter.
Is an outreach performance included in your mainstage performance fee?
i dont understand this question
Other Offerings
Promotion Publicity
provide custom posters, flyers, video clips, and localized social content to help promote. I’m available for press, podcast, or radio interviews, and offer ready-to-use email/text copy. Each date is featured on my site and 100k+ socials with ticket links. I create fun, city-specific promos that drive engagement and sales. I also support community tie-ins like fundraisers, meet-and-greets, or local shoutouts.
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ID023136-john-heffron-performerphoto.jpg
ID023136-john-heffron-pressphoto.jpg
ID023136-john-heffron-biography.pdf
ID023136-john-heffron-techreq.rtf
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Tech Information
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me walking in (im a
Tech Requirements Files
ID023136-john-heffron-techreq.rtf
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